Brunett i en röd klänning och strumpor får hennes fitta ätit och knullad

Right babe, you're clear on what we're doing, yes?

Yep, we need to get the bathroom and we need to get it for free.

Yes, yes. How am I going to do that?

Well you have to just seduce him. I've tried, I've tried, I've tried loads of times but he's, um, he doesn't like puns so...

What?