Bystig styvmamma som fingrar på sin muff medan hon pratar smutsig

I need to have a little conversation. Okay I'll just start. You know that I'm

doing your laundry and your socks have been interesting lately. Look I'm not an

idiot. I know what's been going on okay? I'm actually not concerned about the

current state of your socks as much as what they're lacking. You're a young man.

You should be filling the socks. At your age? What I'm seeing tells me that you