Vintage - 80 -talet busride knull

My name's Mike. Welcome to the Southwest Crawler. It's the slowest bus in the entire universe.

Huh, couldn't be that bad. By the way, my name's Chris. You take this bus often?

Yeah, every month or so I go up to Phoenix to visit my sister for a few days.

Phoenix is a real fun city when you live in Poland Nowhere.

Well, here we go.